I'm a hardened kleptomiac with a fine touch of megalomaniac. I always fuck on the first date thats my philosophy. except for once, she was pig ugly but nevertheless she intriged me. I'm a nocturnal who actually sleeps at night. I find women outside a bed a waste of oxygen. In my life so far i been called by a lot of names but never BORING IN BED!

I don't particullarly like paying interest on my mortgage.
hahaha

headband

home made video

Not another granny movie

I dont have a tv

by this you assume that i can read! you naive people

quote me you will get laid! (jovi)