>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age
he
>>had
>> >>>> >>>>>a few questions that heeded some answers. He had been
hearing
>> >>>> >>>>>quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he
>> >>>> >>>>>wondered what it was and how it was
>> >>>>done.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>One day he took a question to his mother, who became
rather
>> >>>> >>>>>flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she
told him
>> >>>> >>>>>to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older
>>sister
>> >>>> >>>>>and her boyfriend.
>> >>>> >>>>>This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING
>> >>>> >>>>>to his mother.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he
>> >>>> >>>>>turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and
>> >>>> >>>>>hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because
her
>> >>>> >>>>>face started looking funny. He must have thought so too,
>> >>>> >>>>>because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel
>> >>>>her heart,
>> >>>> >>>>>just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as
the
>> >>>> >>>>>doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart
>>beat.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both
of
>> >>>> >>>>>them started panting and getting all out of breath.
>> >>>> >>>>>His other hand must have been cold because he put it under
her
>> >>>> >>>>>skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan
and
>>sigh
>> >>>> >>>>>and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the
couch.
>> >>>> >>>>>This was when her fever
>> >>>> >>>>>started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she
felt
>> >>>> >>>>>really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>sick......
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>A big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just
jumped
>> >>>> >>>>>out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest,
>> >>>> >>>>>anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting
away.
>> >>>> >>>>>When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big,
and
>>her
>> >>>> >>>>>mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and
stuff
>> >>>> >>>>>like that.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen, I should
tell
>> >>>> >>>>>her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway,
Sis
>> >>>> >>>>>got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head
off. All
>> >>>> >>>>>of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held
>> >>>>it tight
>> >>>> >>>>>while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
over
>>the
>> >>>> >>>>>eel's head to keep it
>> >>>> >>>>>from biting again.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a
>>scissor-lock
>> >>>> >>>>>on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel
put up
>>a
>> >>>> >>>>>hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and
her
>> >>>> >>>>>boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to
kill
>> >>>> >>>>>the eel by squashing it between them.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh.
Her
>> >>>> >>>>>boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I
knew
>> >>>> >>>>>because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides
>> >>>>were
>> >>>> >>>>>hanging out.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle,
but
>> >>>> >>>>>they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and
>> >>>> >>>>>kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It
jumped
>> >>>> >>>>>straight up and started to fight
>> >>>> >>>>>again.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or
something.
>> >>>> >>>>>This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it.
>> >>>> >>>>>After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the
eel.
>>I
>> >>>> >>>>>knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its
skin
>> >>>> >>>>>off and flush it down the toilet.
>> >>>> >>>>>
>> >>>> >>>>>Now that you've
>> >>>>read it, post it and
>> >>>> >>>>>have goodluck in "gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U
will
>> >>>> >>>>>have a bad sex life!!! SO REPOST THIS!!! WITH THE
TITLE:::::
>>HOW
>> >>>> >>>>>A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX
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